the other day I finally found out that I was right about something that nobody believed when I told them in 8th grade
suck it motherfuckers
somebody should be here to appreciate how good i smell and how soft my skin is because dang that bath bomb was nice
Sugar Skulls by Snow Violent
A series of skull-and-bones shaped sugar cubes that make a spooky addition to any hot beverage.
Well this is a perfect Hannibal/Arrested Development mashup.
but I did in fact get a $40 steak for free so I guess that makes up for the lack of free shit that I was promised.
I had to make up some shit about being super uncomfortable with people touching my face and wearing tons of makeup today so that I could get out of having to get a facial done. No, thanks, really I don’t want to have twelve different things irritating my skin at once and then not be able to cover it up with a foundation that actually matches my skintone so I can walk around the rest of the day looking a splotchy, broken out mess.
I really hope this $40 steak I just ordered isn’t on my card because my ass can’t afford it
wow let’s get up super early and get ready to leave on time how about let’s take our sweet fucking time and shower for a half an hour and then sit around drinking coffee
mom come on i didn’t even invite you
